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Man Bites Off His Penis

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A man aged 26 a resident of Brooklyn, New York was found by police bleeding profusely behind a building.

Apparently he had bitten off the tip of his penis, he is now recovering in hospital.
The police have no idea as to why the man bit off his penis but have come to the conclusion that it would not have been the work of a sane mind.

The man had previously been accused of violating a 13-year-old-girl, and was sentenced for two months on misdemeanour charges.

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In Soviet Russia, women rape YOU!

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A man attempts to rob a hair salon only to be subdued and raped for three days before his captor released him.

When he stormed into the hair salon brandishing his shotgun and demanding money, there was two staff on hand and a client in-store.
It just so happened that one of said staff was training in the arts of Judo and Taekwondo, she proceeded to beat the man into submission; after tying him up with hairdryer cord she disposed of him in the basement.

She assured everyone that she would summon police to deal with the would be criminal, this was not to happen.
When the others have left, she did not summon police instead she forced the felon to strip, and proceeded to force him to consume copious amounts of Viagra.

She kept her hapless victim chained and repeatly raped him for a period of three days, after which she released him either she was bored of him or she had broken his manhood.
The man later reported this incident to the police, only to have her claim that he had attempted to rob her.

Of course she denies all alogations against her stating:

“That’s ridiculous. We had sex just a couple times. I brought him brand new jeans. I fed him every day and gave him one thousand rubles ($25) before his release.”

Both are to face charges.

This case does bring up the old Russian Reversals.

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Loli Betroth to 47 Year Old Man

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A Saudi Arabian judge has recently ruled that the union of an 8 year old girl to a 47 year old man was legal and legitimate.
Apparently the 8  year old girl’s father had sold betrothed her to this man to clear him off all his financial debt, her mother upon hearing of this objected to this idea and put forward her case so that the union could be annulled.

Alas this was to bear no fruit, when the case when before Shiek Habib Al-Habib he stated that since Islamic law governs many of the country’s domestic affairs the union was perfectly legitimate and legal.
The girl’s embattled mother shocked at Al-Habib’s ruling, petitioned a appeals court to have the verdict overturned although her case was originally rejected, the case eventually was passed but was given to Shiek Habib Al-Habib; who simply reaffirmed his position.

Shiek Habib Al-Habib did however manage to have the 47 year old man promise that he is not to have sex with the young girl until she reached puberty; Al-Habib stated that the girl upon reaching puberty can file for a divorce, unfortunately at such an age to request a divorce would give the impression that she’s second hand goods for any potential suitors.

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Couple Caught Having High-Speed Sex

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A young  Norwegian couple was caught having sex in a car whilst it was traveling at a blistering 133 km/h in a 100 zone on E18 highway, some 40km west of Oslo.
The police gave chase for about a kilometer, before pulling the couple over at a service station.
According to police the car was swerving from side to side, because the woman was on the man’s lap having sex while him while he drove.
Police still do not understand why he would want to have sex while driving on a highway.

The culprit is to face a fine of several thousand Norwegian Crowns and a driving ban.

Of course isn’t the first time someone was caught pleasuring themselves while driving.

Sourced from News.com.au

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